SMEG MAN SIMULATOR

Wipe it. Win it. Cheese it.
🧀 THE GREAT CLEANUP
A deeply important public service

THE POLE IS CHEESY.
YOU'RE THE CURE.

Scrub every suspicious cheese blob off the totally normal pole-like object before time runs out. Society is counting on you.

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🧼 Cleaning bay 01
RANK: CHEESE INTERN
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CLICK EACH CHEESE BLOB TO SCRUB IT

POLE RESTORED!

A spotless achievement.

HYGIENE LEVEL
0%

🧽 FIELD MANUAL

Click or tap each cheese blob. Bigger messes mean bigger points. Clear the whole pole to earn a clean sweep bonus. If the timer hits zero, the cheese wins. Don't let the cheese win.

TIP: SOAP BOOST gives you +5 seconds. Use it wisely.

🛠️ EQUIPMENT SHED

Spend your hard-earned points on questionable cleaning technology.

Industrial Soap+5 seconds per use
Golden SpongeDouble points on next blob